The Legend of Urk Piw

In The Beginning

1. Urk observes a wheel.

2. On my first day out in the world I met Orp, the giant buckaroo.
I asked him for the wheel.
There's no wheels here, Orp said.

There's no forks neither, someone named Willy Shortcut The Oyster said.

There's no forks, said Zim Kukukukukuku.

3. A wheel is a nose.

Wheels.
Forks.
No wheels. No forks.

[reckless conclusion]

In too much as many a dosis, head goes as well as the nosis.