I am the smallest country in the world.
In the whole wide world there is no country smaller than me.
Nauru is small, Monaco is small, Vatican City even smaller is but smaller still I am.
No country is smaller but me.
It has no president. No elections to be held. It has no highways. No traffic jams to torture the nervous system. It has one inhabitant only.
Its economy never peaked because it has no economy.
Of freedom speech and ambiguity make being it a daily feast. As such no festivities need to be held.
There are no marketplaces anyway.
No trumpets need to be cleared. No civilians of different mass narrow its mind. Uncomposed
the national anthem firmly sounds and farts.